walk into the club like what up i got a big cock
GOD DAMN IT I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST BUT LIKE
I think I just died
I just had a heart attack
I THOUGHT IT WAS GUNNA BE ED BUT NO YOU MADE ME FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR
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Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
It was a long, groggy day at work, filled with the stench of old coffee and ball point pen ink. My editing job at The Times in London, England was getting way out of hand. This was one of the busiest newspapers in the country, requiring me to work long hours and most holidays, leaving me no…